Those Darn Americans

From the Fox Network comes a new show called "Stupid People on Video". Another brilliant concept. We decided we had to watch it just for the name alone. My favourite was the two mascots fighting. The video showed an "Indian" fighting a "Demon" apparently started by the "Indian". Punches and kicks were thrown, but when it was all said and done it turned out pretty equal (especially considering they both were wearing foam rubber suits. The "Demon" lost his head, but wound up on top of the "Indian". Post interview of the fight was very compelling. Imagine if you will the gay "Demon" mascot lisping "I said dude this is just pretend. We're mascots and you are taking this way too serious". Cut scene to the "Indian" mascot who offers this pearl of redneck wisdom : "His head come off real easy like. I had a strap on my head. Every good mascot knows you need to strap your head down.". The last video of the show was of a man being chased by a mule. Apparently the man was trying to releive himself when a very amorous mule happened along. A lovers chase ensued ending in the mule pinning the man to the ground and having its way with him. It seems homosexuality is not confined to humans. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we were given a glimpse inside the realm of beastiality on Fox TV. The funniest thing about the incident is that they hazed out the mans bare ass and the mules genitalia. I thank them for sparing me the details (ie. penetration or not?), but seriously...its a mule cock for chrissakes!