Walter

Rain: Guess what daddy?

Dad: What?

Rain: Walter loves me. Nolan told me because Walter was too scared.

Dad: Oh my. And who is Walter.

Rain: This guy. Nolan makes me laugh alot. He put his foot in a garbage can and was pretending to fall saying "Whooaaaaaa".

Dad: He sounds like a real funny guy.

Rain: He is. I don't have to love Walter do I?

Dad: No, but it never hurts to be nice and be friends. Besides, there are many different ways to be in love. There is love like I have for your mom or for you, Cassidy or Micmac. I loved my old van. I love our swimming pool.

Rain: Well, maybe I can love Walter like the swimming pool.

Dad: Sounds good.

And so the boy trouble begins already. This is going to age me for sure.