Facing Today: My Twelve Steps to Coping

1) I will imbibe many liquids.
2) I will mope and generally be sucky.
3) I will blow my nose until it is raw.
4) I will watch lots of tv and sit in fromt of the computer for long periods.
5) I will be mostly lethargic.
6) I will sleep.
7) I will pretend my body does not ache.
8) I will pretend to be pleasant for I have not the energy to fulfill my murderous impulses.
9) I will occassionally drift off into incoherent thought.
10) I will order pizza for supper.
11) I will not work.
12) I will not cough up a lung or sneeze my nose off.