Mudville

School: Hello Mr. Braids?

TB: Yes. Speaking.

School: I'm afraid Cassidy has had a little trouble (pardon the pun) on her first day of school.

TB: (sigh) Uh-huh.

School: She had a little accident and fell in the mud and dirtied her clothes up quite a bit.

TB: You aint seen nothing yet.

School: Oh. Ahaha (nervously). Well, we don't seem to have a change of clothes for her which, if you read the home letter we sent you, you will see was a requirement.

TB: We did not get the home letter or notification you were changing her teacher. As far as the change of clothes, you might want to check her bag.

School: Oh. (whispered tones-he says they're in her bag. didn't you check? Oh shit. They're in the bag.) Mr. Braids?

TB: Present.

School: Sorry to trouble you (pardon the pun). We didn't see the clothes at first, but we now have them.

TB: Super. Are you the teacher?

School: No. This is Mrs. Murray the principal.

TB: Principal clothes finder?