When I grow up...

Braids: Eat your carrots, hon.

Cassidy: Ok daddy I eat my carrots so I grow big like mommy?

Braids: Yes.

Cassidy: *cupping motion on chest* And I will grow breasts?

Braids: Yea sure.

Cassidy: Yea, I grow breasts like mommy and wear boulder shoulder holders.

*Mrs. Braids turns beat red*

Braids: Maybe not as big as mommy, kid. But, eat those carrots for sure if you want any chance at those puppies.