Ten Things You Probably Don't Know About Me

1) I am often a walking parody of the world around me.

2) I will never win a popularity contest. If there was a contest for "People that people love to hate" I would not be an underdog.

3) I believe my greatest accomplishment is being a father and a good one at that.

4) Of the few people who know me it is the consensus that I will most likely never grow up.

5) I am very lazy when unmotivated / hyper-active when motivated (trouble is that I am rarely motivated)

6) As great a hockey player many thought I was, I was not very talented. They mistook my anger for skill.

7) I am very uncomfortable in large crowds.

8) Lines that have stuck with me through the years "Always a playground instructor, never a killer", "Quite capably murderous", "Imagine the odds".

9) I am horrible at being a phony. I realize it is a necessary social evil to wear our masks, but mine always slip, often with dire consequences.

10) I am now 40 years old and have begun to reminisce about my past. Next I will be putting the cat in the fridge and taking the milk outside.