I Know

I know many of you want to ask me questions about love and life and lovelife and other matters and I know many of you are asking yourselves "How does Trouble keep it together so well"? Here are some important tips to lead you on the right path.

1) Eat your veggies and not just the green ones although they are generally the best. Add some squash in there and some beets etc...

2) As my Uncle Colin used to say "Never piss in your own back yard".

3) When you are with your lover do not check out the eye candy.

4) Flattery, flattery and more flattery.

5) Do not talk too much. Listen more than you speak.

6) Get enough sleep every night.

7) Exercise.

8) Do not fart, burp, spit or pick at body crevices/orifices in public (you would be surprised at how important this rule is).

9) Only talk to strangers in public places out in the open. Trust me on this one.

10) Avoid cliches lest you appear unoriginal.

I realize I have left a lot of your questions unanswered, but I hope this list will help at least a little in dealing with your day to day business. If you need information on any topic, just drop me a line or two and I will do my best to steer you in the right direction.