Saturday, August 28, 2004

Whilst surfing I happened upon this site ----> http://www.ubersite.com/ which I found ummmm ahhhh I found. I read a bit of one section on how this young person (I am assuming young) decided to use peer to peer networking for his amusement. He used audio files of Led Zeppelin, .38 Special, Billy Idol etc.. and changed the titles to things like "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." , "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." , "Elephant cock horse." , "Grandma Bingo Sex." , "Girl on girl toe insertion (LEGAL)" etc.... Apparently he got a lot of hits on these titles. I think what I found even more entertaining are some of the replies he got to his posting. " whats wrong with wanting to see an emu take a dump?" "When I first downloaded "emu taking a dump" and was immediately disappointed, I never knew I would later find out that the author was you." "Its funny to change the name of a reo speedwagon clip to emu takin a dump, but whats terrible is people renaming 'hot anal gay sex' to 'kill bill vol2 dvdrip'. Bring death penalty back for those people!!" "Nice bullshit post. I tried to look up that shit, nothing showed up. I hope you get cancer." "jeanious" and my personal fave----> "Naked boys eating cake? Who are you? A fat scout master dishing out finger buns and saveloys? Poofter." If you peruse the site you will see many attractive titles that compel you to open and read of their content (much like watching a train wreck) such as Tattoos and Piercings are proof you are an asshole , Make others nervous around you in one easy step! , Why can't I get any lovin'?, I Was Raped By A Midget With Donkey Arms And All I Got Was This Crappy Hat, I Got Laid, I Got DWI, and I Caught a 50-Foot Shark , I ran over a hooker yesterday etc... Ladies and gentlemen I put it to you: Quality entertainment guaranteed to enrich your living experience. I blame budget cuts in education (and mental health) for the content on Ubersite.

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