Verification

I always get the craziest verification codes. You might see a code like trggui or xzvcdd, but not me. Mine are always defjgtoddlqokalesjxnhdui and zlxkpqaivuyfjdtg. And not that easy to read lettering either. The ones I am presented with require inspection and concentration and I must recheck to make sure I have it right which very often it isn't. I have pissed off a few people in my time so maybe the person running the verification thing is someone from my past. Perhaps an old flame (or spark) or someone who had the misfortune of trying to have a conversation with me when I was really drunk. Maybe it's revenge for all the bad poetry I wrote while intoxicated. Not only did it suck and make no sense, it was pretty much illegible unless you were drunk enough to read drunk.